Something is rotten in theVillage of Abacoa condominium . There ’s dog tail everywhere . Everywhere . So the condo council ’s taking the only choice : mandating crap and wienerwurst deoxyribonucleic acid matching for every offending specimen , with a $ 1,000 fine . Lady Liberty weeps .
Some of the condo ’s residents are up in arm over the insurance , which would require a $ 200 DNA examination fee for their puppy in instance they prove to be poop rule violators : “ This is nuts . They will be testing all variety of the skinny . Is this America ? , ” lamented one dweller . But come on — there ’s wienerwurst bullshit all over the place , terminate back the condo manager : “ The feel is disgusting . resident are embarrassed to have caller . Dog crap is everywhere . ” And they think of business . Beyond the amercement , miscreant dogs will be attach . sequester . What sort of dystopian condo is this ?
Frankly I ’m just surprised that there are place like “ PooPrints ” that provide specialised horseshit - to - dog DNA matching in the first place . [ Palm Beach Post , Photo : Shutterstock / Paul Prescott ]
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