Ladies , are you getting bored on your manner to work ? Commute in various stagecoach of rapture with this titillating Car Seat Seduction Massager , letting four areas of your posterior know in no unsure terminus that there ’s a whole plenty of shakin ’ going on . Plug it into your gondola ’s cigarette lighter , and as you manipulate its handheld vividness mastery , it ’ll keep “ your most treasured pleasure points ” alive and kicking until you arrive safely at the salt mine .
Sure , there are plenty of elevator car seat massagers on the food market , but this £ 59.99 ( $ 124 ) contraption is explicitly designed for m’lady ’s pleasure . Now you’re able to tally one more distraction to your morning commute in addition to talking on the earpiece , eating breakfast , listening to the wireless and applying composition : taking a ride on the hootchie koochie vibration train . Just let us know which main road you take to work before you buy one of these poontang shakers , and we ’ll modify our itinerary accordingly . [ Love Honey , viaShiny Shiny ]
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