Don’t Pull A Wanker Star Trek Move

J.J. Abrams is tacking the teaser house trailer for Star Trek onto the front of his devil movie Cloverfield , which open in three weeks . The whole thing smells wanky . Does Cloverfield really ask any more buzz to get citizenry to go see it ? Why not just film a well ending to Abrams ’ Alias serial and tack that on as well , plus bedevil in some Abrams - helmed Felicity reunification footage in parliamentary law to make every multiplex a JJ wankfest ? Also , to supply insult to accidental injury , he ’s already shown the lagger to his Cloverfield director - buddy Matt Reeves , who ca n’t intercept spout about it .

“ I mean it ’s awful , and it look pretty incredible ” Reeves manage to blurt out out while wiping the excess Jergen ’s lotion from his mitt in mid - strokefest . “ I was like ‘ Wow ! ’ Just the cathode-ray oscilloscope of it , the scale of it , you just face at it and it ’s so elegantly done . ” You intend , you like the affair ?

The real question is whether further Cloverfield pre - release frenzy could actually backfire . It has more buzz than Snakes on a sheet , and we sleep together how that turn out . Seems like Abrams is essay to make Star Trek fans go see his movie in an campaign to pad the box berth . Why not just release the laggard to the net to the rabid fans who have been speculating about the size and shape of Zachary Quinto ’s Vulcan auricle for month now ? Do n’t make ’em pay for it . Better yet , put it on television during the Super Bowl , or during a very special spreading of Andromeda on the Sci Fi Channel . Or you’re able to put it up on the web for all to see . In fact , the phone lines are undetermined here at io9 , so give us a jingle . That way it can be seen the way it was think of to be : for free .

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