WasScott Browndrunk last month when hetweeted “ bqhatevwr ” ? Whatever , the former Massachusetts senatorsays . It was just a definitive case of a butt tweet . Really Scott Brown ? We pray to differ .
http://gawker.com/5979218/scott-browns-message-to-the-haters-bqhatevwr
For those unfamiliar with the tweet in question , it ’s long since been deleted . Fortunately , though , our friends at Gawkerwere able to get a screengrab before it disappeared :
So . Was bqhatevwr the body of work of drunken fingers or , as Brown claim , inadvertent stern communicating ? Before you make up your mind , here are the precise conditions that would have had to commingle that night for Brown to be telling the trueness :
The Twitter app was opened when Scott Brown put his earphone in his sac .
A new tweet was open when Scott Brown put his telephone set in his pocket , or his target open up a newfangled tweet .
Scott Brown had a serious casing of swamp ass , giving him a capacitive butt .
Scott Brown has a very bony butt .
Scott Brown was fidgety , allow his stiff bony butt to hit letter of the alphabet key on his open tweet .
Like , very fidgety , so fidgety that his behind can almost spell out the same discussion he had just by choice twinge a few times , but not quite that tidings . Like a intoxicated version of that Bible .
Scott Brown ’s butt smasher send .
Decide for yourself ! For acknowledgment , I sat on my iPhone with Twitter open and joggle for several minutes and no tweets were sent . [ Politico ]
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