Captain America Teaches English Lessons — With His Fists

The Red Skull sound like Tweety Bird with a fakey Italian dialect in this awesome clip from the original live - action at law Captain America movie . All the Skull want is some English lessons , but rather Captain America quetch his ass , only to wind up strapped to a silly - looking Nazi skyrocket . The scene ends with the obligatory scoundrel ego - amputation , one of my favorite action - movie cliches . With Marvel working on a new Captain America film , this is the perfect time to celebrate the little - known original , with another clip after the jump .

Albert Pyun , also hump as “ king of the ward-heeler , ” made Captain America around 1990 - 1991 , but the picture ’s funding fell through halfway through product . It wound up goingdirect to cableand home picture . Pyun is better get it on for the Van Damme fomite Cyborg , as well as the Andrew Dice Clay moving picture Brainsmasher : A Love Story . Who does n’t love a brainsmasher ?

Captain America has that classic B - movie affair of being alternating between lightning - libertine movement and snails - gait navel - gazing . It zip through World War II in the first 20 moment , admit the experiment that turns Steve Rogers into the Captain . And then we have a hilarious collage of the 1950s , 1960s and 1970s with newspaper headline , followed by explorers discovering Steve freeze in an iceberg . Then the movie slows to a crawl , with about an hour of Captain America adjust to our New epoch and hang out . Meanwhile , the Red Skull has gotten a little less red , and kidnapped the President of the United States , with design to imbed a mind - control equipment into him . Which leads to this vista , which in reality is jolly awesome :