8 Heroes Who Should Have Been Arrested for Child Endangerment

hoagy are known for battling evil , but there ’s one criminal offense they never seem to get around to scrap — nipper peril . Several heroes , tops or otherwise , have somehow convert themselves to take underage kids as sidekicks , despite the obvious risks , and the inevitable import . Here are eight “ hoagie ” Child Services should belike wait into .

1 ) Batman

Let ’s go beforehand and set out with the worst wrongdoer , shall we ? Batman has taken four different nonaged boys with him during his offence - fighting career , and two of them have died . That ’s a 50 % survival rate — which should n’t be at all surprising since Batman lead his Robins flat into conflicts with armed criminals and the most violent psychopaths Gotham City has to offer . reckon of it this way : Most parents would n’t let their kids visit a mass murderer even if he / she was in jail and restrained , right ? Yet Batman always take these nestling with them to have fights with these lunatics , often while they ’re armed with guns , chemical weapons , or even bombs . The latest fatal accident of Batman ’s take - minor - kids - into - unbelievable - peril political program was his own boy , Damian . perchance this will be the wake - up call he demand to intercept letting children accompany him on his crime - fighting … but likely not .

2 ) Captain America

You have to be 18 to unite the army . But apparently you only have to be 16 to follow a costumed adult into Nazi Germany during World War II , without a weapon , to wage a one - man plus one - male child war against the force of wickedness . Bucky Barnes is validation . Despite not being legally able to vote , somehow it was okay for this adolescent to fight armed Nazi soldier alongside Captain America for the most dangerous mission of the war . In an easy foreseen consequence , Bucky died while essay to unarm a dummy - trapped bomb launched by Baron Zemo — okay , he did n’t die , although everyone remember he did ; he really lost his arm , was found by the Russians , brainwash and turned into their most deadly operative , codenamed the Winter Soldier , which arguably is n’t much safe . Hey , Cap , maybe you should have let the 16 - twelvemonth - old carry the shield , huh ?

3 ) Green Arrow

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equate to Batman and Captain America , Green Arrow is almost benevolent . Sure , he brought along the young Roy Harper with him on his adventures , but this was back in the ‘ 50s and ‘ 60s , before supervillains develop so murder - y , and most of their problem could be solve with a bow and an pointer anyways . I intend , child services should still have been called , but it ’s not like Green Arrow was taking Speedy to war or dropping him off to struggle the Joker or anything . However , Green Arrow still contend to ruin Roy ’s life story — when Oliver Queen lose his fortune , he essentially abandoned his former sidekick . Emotionally neglected and with no employable skills , Roy predictably turned to drug use . When Green Arrow let out this tragedy that he himself had serve bring on , do you bed what he did ? He punched Speedy in the face . Thanks a lot , Green Arrow . I ’m certain that aid a ton .

4 ) Ogami Itto

When you mouth about Italian sandwich who peril tyke , one name heighten above the rest period : Ogami Itto , star of the Lone Wolf and Cub manga . Other child - scupper heroes look like — well , responsible caretakers in equivalence . Why ? Well , for entrant , Ogami Itto ’s sidekick is his son Daigoro , who is 3 - years - old . Itto crowd him around in a baby carriage while working as an assassin and hound down the Yagyu clan who hit his wife . 2d of all , this is technically an improvement for Daigoro : when he was one , his pop gave him a pick between a ball and a sword , and if he had chosen the ball , he would have been killed . That ’s the very definition of “ tough love . ” So now Daigoro sits in his baby carriage all day while his dad chases down murderers , bandit , ninjas , and other assorted slayer . Oh , and the baby carriage is full of hidden blades and accelerator pedal , which Itto often use when he ’s lash out by full armies , which materialize a deal . I imply , if you ’re start to bring your bambino to your assassination , you might as well also put him in a basket with a crew of baneful weapons .

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5 ) Anakin Skywalker

Really , you could fault the Jedi for allowing immature Padawans to be take into battle , the Clone Wars for forcing the Jedi to utilize their scholar in the engagement , or you could fault Star Wars society in general . But the fact of the matter is Anakin Skywalker is creditworthy for Ashoka ’s safety and he is abominable at it . Besides all the fighting she ’s think to be doing , Anakin still managed to allow her to conflict Sith lady Asajj Ventress , bounty hunter Cad Bane , and General Grevious himself , all by her lonesome . She was taint both by a deadly computer virus and the Dark Side under Anakin ’s “ tutelage , ” and was captured and/or kidnapped several million multiplication during the Clone Wars . The worst part ? Ahsoka was given to Anakin not for her own welfare , but in Leslie Townes Hope of teaching Anakin responsibility . mayhap they should have just bought him a puppy rather .

6 ) The Autobots

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The Autobots are n’t from Earth , so they could be excused from realizing that letting a 4 - year - old boy hang out with them while at warfare with the evil Decepticons was a bad idea . But only after they first repair themselves . After you ’ve decided to integrate into human society by disguising yourself as normal Earth fomite , you ’re make believe a understood agreement to abide by society ’s rule , and one of those ruler is not letting kids stay in your main office which is perpetually being attack by giant malefic robots . Whether that person is Spike Witwicky , his son Daniel , or the three scallywag in Transformers Prime , it really does n’t matter . They all squish the same when a Decepticon pace on them .

7 ) The Human Torch

Everything Captain America did to Bucky , the Human Torch did to Toro ; the only remainder is that Toro was also on flak . Toro was the sidekick to the original Human Torch — not the appendage of the Fantastic Four , but an humanoid that defend alongside Captain America . Toro was an orphan whose parent died in a train crash ; a flaming crash , in fact , where the unseasoned boy was determine completely unscathed . He was take up by a circus , which is seemingly something that was legal back then ( although it probably should n’t have been ) . Shortly he also exhibit the ability to set himself aflame , which was more than enough understanding to give him to an android and let him fight in World War II , which , to be mediocre , may have been an advance over living in a circus . Toro actually managed to survive World War II intact and not turned into a Communist , so at least he had that go away for him … until he got kill by the Mad Thinker a few years later .

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Indiana Jones

face , Dr. Jones . I have intercourse it was the 1930s and I know you ’re a white man . But that still does n’t give you the right to buy a pocket-sized Chinese boy , or force him to be your pickup driver after you piss off a Formosan crime lord . It also does n’t give you the right to take him to a tabernacle full of human being - sacrificing , children - enslave Thuggee cultist . And it especially does n’t give you the right to call him “ Short Round . ”

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